THREE MORE DAYS OF WORK EVERYONE. That is just three days. During those days I have to train a successor to follow in my thieving footsteps. Sadly this may interfere with my tendencies to blast Public Enemy while making a bagel for myself and sipping on stolen Coke from the freezer. However, if I can pass on something that I’ve learned, it might just be worth it.
Also, looking into martial arts for this year. I am not what you would call a very athletic person, and team sports have never really appealed to me, possibly due to my complete lack of aptitude. However, I have always been somewhat enamored with the fighting arts, and while I have no desire to engage in any “Mortal Kombat”, I believe it will be an interesting way to improve myself. Having given up on seeking tutelage in such obscure arts as Brazillian dancefighting and Russian Special Forces training, I submit myself to the humble art of karate — open hand. With any luck, I should be ripping out hearts in a fortnight.
